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My life, poorly written.

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  • 05/27/10--06:57: And Mommy and Daddy make Three (sometimes four)! (chan 1614559)
  • So where did I leave off.  Oh yes…the cramps. Initially they weren’t too painful, just really, really inconvenient.  Meaning I had to strategically plan my day around available restrooms, and pop immodium like mints.  After all, my parents were visiting, which meant they would meet the Professor (later! I really super special awesome promise to

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  • 05/31/10--11:55: He drank Pepto, and saw that it was good… (chan 1614559)
  • Picking up where our adventurer had just left off… I had just waved to my parents while they drove back to their own home, after a wonderful brunch with them. I spent the rest of that day/evening in recovery mode.  Family visits, even when they go smooth as butter like this one, are just a

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  • 05/31/10--12:59: Not Dead Yet- 1 (chan 1614559)
  • Those stories about the light being warm and inviting were all true.  I felt like I had just had a really really good massage, completely relaxed and at ease.  Then came the part you never hear about. The light recedes, and you are stuck in a waiting room.  Don’t get me wrong it was really

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  • 06/02/10--11:09: Aaah… L’amour! (chan 1614559)
  • Now, for the final update segment.  Something I’m sure a number of you have been waiting for.  So get off those tenterhooks (look it up it’s a from real phrase).  I will now sate some of your curiosity. For almost 8 months I’ve been officially dating the Professor.  That’s like almost 3 years in gay

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  • 06/04/10--09:27: Shoot Them in the Brains… You Zombie Killers! (chan 1614559)
  • Last night I had a strange and vivd dream.  I was in some sort of post-apocalyptic dystopia.  A place and time where huge cities, some quasi-futuristic with sweeping towers and holographic screens that still flickered into life, and some startlingly familiar looking places (especially the strip mall), were practically devoid of people, abandoned. Almost every

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  • 06/14/10--21:26: Ta Ta Ta Talking that Blah Blah Blah… (chan 1614559)
  • I have a post in the works about this past weekend about my trip to the Southern Version of Vegas. However, to help whet your appetite here is good little conversation snippet from the road trip back with the Professor.~~~Me: “So I was thinking that when I move in we’ll put my PS3 in the

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  • 07/15/10--07:46: The Devil’s Combo (chan 1614559)
  • Admittedly, I pretty much knew that the sausage, egg and cheese biscuit with added bacon along with that McGriddle were evil to begin with. But I didn't realize they were that evil

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  • 07/15/10--12:29: Rejected: The Creator of Shrinky Dinks, Demonstrates Her Product to the Milton Bradley Board of Directors (chan 1614559)
  • And let us just be honest for a moment, my sweet little boys manage to do better, and one of them (bless his heart) has a touch of the epilepsy.

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  • 07/18/10--22:19: Flashing, Flashing… Lights, Lights (chan 1614559)
  • A couple weeks back, the Professor and I made a quick trip to Shreveport.  The goal of which was to see my family: my sister who was moving away to Chicago in a couple weeks, and my uncle who I hadn’t seen in a while.  Also, there had been the promise of a bit of

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  • 07/20/10--21:03: Embracing the Complainer in Me (chan 1614559)
  • A couple days ago, I did something.  Something I actually don’t even regret, but I am impressed that it got results. Quick Backstory: My soon to be former roommates are trying to get into a two bedroom, with a much lower rent, but were denied- even when I consigned on the apartment.  The management’s suggestion?

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